Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens... See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No. You don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen... 'cause chickens are decent people.
— George Carlin
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Is this supposed to be sarcastic?
Well - I think he made a joke on people who were against abortion and took it far. But that's not why I had put it here. I just liked if from 'Are we much better than chickens all of a sudden? Reminds me of that verse from Quran, which is to the effect that humans are like animals, or worse than animals if they're not obedient - and I like how he says it.
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